Should Akpos be promoted or not,check out the questions he was asked

Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.

Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Ofego and he's in SS3'.

Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.

PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.

The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right.
The Principal then asked Aunty Susan to send Akpos to SS3.

She decided to ask some more questions and the Principal agreed.
AUNTY SUSAN : What does a cow have 4 of, that Ï've only 2 of?
AKPOS : Legs!
AUNTY SUSAN : What's in ur pants that u have but I dont have?
AKPOS : Pockets!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
AKPOS : Coconut!
AUNTY SUSAN : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop the answer, Akpos was taking charge.
AKPOS: Bubble Gum
AUNTY SUSAN : You stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?
AKPOS : Tent!

The principal was looking restless.
AUNTY SUSAN : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me what am I?
AKPOS : Wedding Ring
AUNTY SUSAN : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
AKPOS : Nose
AUNTY SUSAN : I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver!
AKPOS : Arrow!
AUNTY SUSAN : What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2 use ur hand?
AKPOS : Fork!
AUNTY SUSAN : Whats it that all men have,It's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?
AKPOS : Surname
AUNTY SUSAN : What part of the man has no bone,But has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible 4 making love?
AKPOS : Heart!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to AUNTY SUSAN : 'Send the boy to the University, I myself got the last 10 questions wrong!...

Just Wondering, Which Class do you think Akpors should be Sent To?

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